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21

Apr

Sorry about that last post my phone posted to the wrong blog.

11

Dec

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

i wonder how many people just stopped playing to laugh hysterically because i would not have been able to keep that up oh my fucking GOD

reblogging myself so i can show my friend this at work tomorrow. dear god. took long enough to find this in my archive.

(Source: skypevevo)

19

Nov

Oh hey…

So yeah I’m kind of scared to post because you guys will all mob me because I haven’t updated the blog in so long… Yeah I’m sorry. There’s this thing called school that happend. If you need to blame someone, blame Summer because its her fault in some weird way. Maybe I shouldn’t post this… then I’ll have a mob AND Summer after me, and thats never a good thing…

ANYWAY my point it sorry, I have I life outside of tumblr. (yeah I know some of you don’t understand this concept.) I’ll try to get some jokes up sometime in the future. But I’m not making any promises.

-Jonathan

23

Aug

Q: What’s the difference between a garbage truck and a baritone sax?
A: One’s a massive, noisy, scum-encrusted hulk and the other is a public sanitation vehicle.

Q: What’s the difference between a garbage truck and a baritone sax?

A: One’s a massive, noisy, scum-encrusted hulk and the other is a public sanitation vehicle.

(Source: baritonefreak.hubpages.com)

22

Aug

Q: How do you know when a saxophone player is at your door?
A: They don’t know which key to use or where to enter.

Q: How do you know when a saxophone player is at your door?

A: They don’t know which key to use or where to enter.

(Source: baritonefreak.hubpages.com)

21

Aug

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?

A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

(Source: baritonefreak.hubpages.com)

20

Aug

Q: How are a saxophone player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

Q: How are a saxophone player and a blind javelin thrower alike?

A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

(Source: baritonefreak.hubpages.com)

19

Aug

guys i dont understand how this works. we keep getting new followers…but we’re stuck at 263. STUPID BAND SORCERY. WE’LL BURN YOU AT STAKE

guys i dont understand how this works. we keep getting new followers…but we’re stuck at 263. STUPID BAND SORCERY. WE’LL BURN YOU AT STAKE

13

Aug

Just so you all know, we actually have a submission or two but I’m on vacation right now so I’m on my phone and can’t do submissions. I’ll get a few posted when I get back.

-Jonathan

12

Aug

GUYS

guys guys look at the twins post I, SUMMER HARVEY, LOOK LIKE ONE OF OUR FOLLOWERS. HOLLA BACK NOW